Firestarter
Posted in daily on Jul 7th, 2007
Found on Friday: “Crazy Debbie” matches by Blue Q at Therapy on Valencia Street, a late-closing gift and apparel store in the Mission.
Manufacturer’s Warning:
Crazy Debbie Matches
$4.99 [$6 at Therapy]
QA108
Close cover before striking. We mean it. Debbie’s crazy. She is.
My Warning: Product is, in fact, labeled “Made in China,” which means–like so many things made in China as of late–its use may cause something like oral cancer, melamine poisoning or sudden pet death. There’s just no telling.
Additional Warning: Crazy Debbie, crazed buxom “dragon lady” sexpot is not to be confused with Little Debbie, sweet gingham-outfit wearing white child pitching snack cakes.
